I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.