The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Lala from the teletubbies who today said we are a grandmother.