The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was an unnamed source who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..