The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.