Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Followers of Hugo Chavez have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for followers of Hugo Chavez. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.