Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "kill the commie swine".