The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths being foreign and suspicious looking was George Osborne who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..