I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A hardworking family agrees with me, saying today, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.