Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "kill the poor".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in drilling for oil in one family's back garden on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.