The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Theresa May who today said I like sponge.