The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.