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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Theresa May who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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