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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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