The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving Guardian-reading do-gooders.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to Guardian-reading do-gooders trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..