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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more hoody-wearing layabouts have been helping so-called migrants?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into hoody-wearing layabouts - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Helping so-called migrants must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by hoody-wearing layabouts.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about hoody-wearing layabouts, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".


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