The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps destabilising the British way of life was John Major who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..