The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving asylum seekers.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to asylum seekers hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.