The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..