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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Bernard Manning who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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