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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was an unnamed source who today said surely something can be done?.


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