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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young single mothers have been being foreign and suspicious looking outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being foreign and suspicious looking: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young single mothers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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