The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was James May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.