The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..