The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was an unnamed source who today said arbeit macht frei.