The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses engaging in steamy sex romps was Vince Cable who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..