The Mail has learned that gypsies are responsible for plotting to kidnap a senior royal.

Has the world gone mad? Gypsies are plotting to kidnap a senior royal with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Norman Tebbit, who said "Waterboarding is not torture"