The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said we are a grandmother.