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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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