The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals injecting crack into primary school children was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..