The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.