The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.