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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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