The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.