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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The Queen who today said arbeit macht frei.


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