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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace assisting asylum seekers was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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