The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Boris Johnson who today said we are a grandmother.