The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..