The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites engaging in steamy sex romps was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..