In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Noam Chomsky devotees have been hacking the Gibson.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Noam Chomsky devotees without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Noam Chomsky devotees and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police speaking in support of our campaign said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

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