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I’m not racist but surely allowing youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that youths aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The English People agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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