Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps has been perpetrated by feminazis.

The Mail can reveal that feminazis are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Richard Littlejohn said of the feminazis, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".