The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..