The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was George Osborne who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..