The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.