The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts binge drinking on council estates was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said read my lips; no new taxes.