I’m not racist but surely allowing homosexuals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that homosexuals aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.