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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Islamist youths have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Islamist youths without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Islamist youths and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Margaret Thatcher speaking in support of our campaign said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

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