The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..