The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.