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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, David Cameron revealed that Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." David Cameron went on to say.


David Cameron concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".


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